Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Valentine's Day Salute

Here's a list of 10 movies for Valentine's Day and 5 for Single's Awareness Day. Also at the bottom is a link for Cinematical's Seven Worst First Dates, which I actually agree with all seven. How scary...
1. 50 First Dates - blends guys with Adam Sandler humor and girls with an honest guy doing what it takes to love his girl.

2. Say Anything - shows there are good guys out there and that good guys can win great girls for just being a good guy.

3. The Notebook - because its the Notebook.

4. Love, Actually - an all-star cast with great love stories.

5. Mr. and Mrs. Smith - a love story for those that like action movies and are the aggresive type. Also a great comedy

6. Stranger Than Fiction - a story about love being meant to be. Literarially.

7. When Harry Met Sally - a love story about sex.

8. Jerry McGuire - on this list because of "you had me at hello."

For against Valentine's day, I suggest the following, in order of least to most suited for the anti-love mood...

5. Heat - Cops/robbers leave their attractive wives to go solve/commit crimes.

4. Hostel - hot girls sell lovers to sadistic torturers.

3. Rosemary's Baby - husband promises first-born to devil worshipers but doesn't tell his wife.

2. Kill Bill - breaking up leads to a series revenge killings so massive, it took two movies.

1. May - after being repeatedly cheated on, shy girl kills ex-boyfriend, ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, and ex-girlfriend's new girlfriend, using spare parts to "make friends." Will make you afraid of shy people.